But will it get the green out?

Quadrant Online (Australia)
" ....5. Load Clothes Do not overload. Check to ensure all proletariat pockets have been picked and are empty. See 2.
6. Close Lid
7. Select Wash Cycle Required
(a) White Wash
(b) Green Wash
(c) Red Wash
(d) Colours
(e) (Shades of) Grey Wash
8. Insert Coins Carbon Credits into Slide
9. Push Slide in Gently
10. When All Lights are Out and Economy has Stopped, Remove Clothes and Carbon Price.
11. Washing Time Required for Laundering Earth’s Atmosphere Fifty years to one thousand years, or longer.
12. Spin, baby, spin! ....."
ED: Very Funny, but true